Core Tenets:

1. Worship our Supreme Benevolent God, The Rat.
2. Our Supreme Benevolent God's Word is Law.
3. You MUST offer a goat sacrifice every full moon to our Supreme Benevolent God (exceptions apply to founding members).
4. Founding members reserve the full unrestricted, royalty free, and complete right to all of the current or future work, products, and possesions of the lesser members.